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0.83sAtta girl!
2.44sOkay, now spit in your own mouth.
1.77sThis is a cool place.
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3.32sBoy, it sure is nice having Mr. Quagmire's cat around.
2.77sI got to say, cats are so much better than dogs.
1.33sWell, that's kind of a broad statement.
1.5sIt's true.
2.37sOkay, show me one way in which cats are better than dogs.
3.2sWell, okay, uh, for one thing, they always land on their feet.
1.77sWatch.
1.8sSo? Big deal. Dogs do that, too.
2.37sHere, go ahead, do what you just did, but with me.
1.77sOw! Oh, my God!
2.04s(BONE CRACKING) Oh, my neck! Ow!
1.37sOh, my God, Brian!
2.27sDon't touch me! Don't touch me! Call somebody! Oh!
2.2sWe need one of those boards they use for football players!
2.33s(GRUNTS) Hey, what's going on?
1.27sNothing.
3.47sI just figured out why cats are better than babies.
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