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2.03s"Who the hell lives here?" All the time.
2sLook at this place. I mean, what's going on?
2.07sThere's an adult with a lemonade stand.
3.05sThat Chinese restaurant still has the sign from when it was a mechanic.
2.7sI don't want to eat lo mein where they were just changing mufflers.
3.94sThere's an apartment above that Arby's, with toys in the window.
1.97sSomeone has built a life up there.
1.33sWhat a mess.
3.55sI'm telling you, the Founding Fathers would be very disappointed in where their country ended up.
2.07sEh, it wasn't so perfect back then, either.
2.9sAnd so I say unto you, Sons of Liberty,
4.67sno longer will free men live under the yoke of giant predatory birds.
3.74sShrieking, swooping down, stealing our livestock.
1.2sWhat's going on in here?
2.57sNothing, uh, just bellyaching about the British.