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3.4sLucky there's a man who positively can do
1.55sAll the things that make us
1.47sLaugh and cry
4.29sHe's a family guy
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1.28sGood evening. I'm Tom Tucker.
3.04sThis just in, wanted fugitive, Bobby "The Shirt" Briggs,
2.67snotorious for always wearing shirts while committing his crimes,
3.07shas finally been caught after 15 years on the lam.
1.92sA police spokesperson was quoted as saying,
3.14s"Duh, I'm a dumb cop. I like to give Tom Tucker a ticket."
1.8sI was going, like, 41.
1.57sOh, my God, I don't believe it.
2.19sThey finally got that son of a bitch, Briggs.
1.12sYou know that guy?
1.4sYou're damn right, I do.
3.1sBobby Briggs is the one who put me in this wheelchair.
1.53s(CRYING) They got him.
1.6sThey finally got him.
2.47sGeez, Joe, you okay?