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2.5sTo have your wife look at you like you're half a man?
1.7sTo get preferential parking?
3.8sTo board a plane early with the first-class people and gold card members?
1.7sAll right, it's not all bad.
1.77sBut I'm not going to kill you.
2.4sI'm not an animal like you.
1.38sSo, what are you going to do, arrest me?
1.25sNo.
1.57sI don't arrest cripples.
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4.1s(SCREAMING) By the way, you're under arrest.
2.65sI only said that last thing 'cause it seemed cool.
2.37sOh, my God, that was so awesome. I saw everything.
1.47sYou were all like... (TALKING GIBBERISH)
8.67sAnd Briggs was all like... (GIBBERISH) And then you were all like... (IMITATES GUNSHOTS) And then Briggs's legs were like... (WHISTLING) Oh, crap, he's dead.
2.54sI think he bled out. I must have hit the femoral artery.
2.2sAh, just kick him into Mexico.
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2.57sGuys, I can't thank you enough for what you did.