2.3sPlease, don't kill me. I'm not married.
1.57sMy life is awesome.
3.24sI've waited 15 years for this moment, Briggs.
4.77sDo you have any idea what it's like to have to lift yourself into a wheelchair every morning?
2.5sTo have your wife look at you like you're half a man?
1.7sTo get preferential parking?
3.8sTo board a plane early with the first-class people and gold card members?