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2.63sYou're not going to get away this time, you son of a bitch.
2.3sPlease, don't kill me. I'm not married.
1.57sMy life is awesome.
3.24sI've waited 15 years for this moment, Briggs.
4.77sDo you have any idea what it's like to have to lift yourself into a wheelchair every morning?
2.5sTo have your wife look at you like you're half a man?
1.7sTo get preferential parking?
3.8sTo board a plane early with the first-class people and gold card members?
1.7sAll right, it's not all bad.
1.77sBut I'm not going to kill you.
2.4sI'm not an animal like you.
1.38sSo, what are you going to do, arrest me?
1.25sNo.
1.57sI don't arrest cripples.
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4.1s(SCREAMING) By the way, you're under arrest.
2.65sI only said that last thing 'cause it seemed cool.
2.37sOh, my God, that was so awesome. I saw everything.
1.47sYou were all like... (TALKING GIBBERISH)
8.67sAnd Briggs was all like... (GIBBERISH) And then you were all like... (IMITATES GUNSHOTS) And then Briggs's legs were like... (WHISTLING) Oh, crap, he's dead.
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