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1.13sEasy, Briggs.
2.5sYou kill a cop, they'll put you away forever.
5.15sThen get ready to spend the rest of your life as a lame gimp with an annoying-voiced wife.
1.13sJOE: He'd met Bonnie.
1.58s(SCREAMING)
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1.33sBriggs got away,
2.08sand I've been in this wheelchair ever since.
3.67sI like that you can tell me a story starting at the Clam and ending on a Ferris wheel.
1.67sYeah, people are starving in Africa,
3.47sand I'm at a carnival with my best buddies on a beautiful night.
2.63sBlessings. Blessings.
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3.3sSo, Joe, it must feel great to finally have some closure with Bobby Briggs.
1.37sYeah.
3.87sYou know last night was the first time in 15 years I didn't strangle Bonnie in my sleep?
1.4sOkay.
1.42sOh, my God, Brian.
2.1sLook at all the women fishing for compliments on their side dishes.
2.18sIs my potato salad too bland?