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2.17sHey, you ever just drive through a town and wonder,
2.03s"Who the hell lives here?" All the time.
2sLook at this place. I mean, what's going on?
2.07sThere's an adult with a lemonade stand.
3.05sThat Chinese restaurant still has the sign from when it was a mechanic.
2.7sI don't want to eat lo mein where they were just changing mufflers.
3.94sThere's an apartment above that Arby's, with toys in the window.
1.97sSomeone has built a life up there.
1.33sWhat a mess.
3.55sI'm telling you, the Founding Fathers would be very disappointed in where their country ended up.
2.07sEh, it wasn't so perfect back then, either.
2.9sAnd so I say unto you, Sons of Liberty,
4.67sno longer will free men live under the yoke of giant predatory birds.
3.74sShrieking, swooping down, stealing our livestock.