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1.28sGood evening. I'm Tom Tucker.
3.04sThis just in, wanted fugitive, Bobby "The Shirt" Briggs,
2.67snotorious for always wearing shirts while committing his crimes,
3.07shas finally been caught after 15 years on the lam.
1.92sA police spokesperson was quoted as saying,
3.14s"Duh, I'm a dumb cop. I like to give Tom Tucker a ticket."