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5.04sIt's hard to discover your inner beauty while you're shouting at an eight-year-old girl.
0.35sYou've only got two days left, so shut up and paint !
3.55sMmm !
2.84sAll right, scale, you don't like me and I don't like you,
3sbut I've been very good, so you'd better treat me right.
4.3sAll right ! Whoa-ho-ho ! Whoo ! Ooh !
3.87sMarge, I'm 239 and I'm feelin' fine !
2.94sLook ! I'm using the original notches that came with my belt !
2.8sThat's wonderful, Homer ! I'm so proud of--
3.84sLet me get this straight. You're pleased with your current appearance ?
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3.27sAh, why, my good man, you're the fattest thing I've ever seen.
1.87sAnd I've been on safari.
2.85sIf you need me, I'll be in the refrigerator.
2.35sMmm !
3.44sMr. Burns, I've had enough of your... posing.
2.1sI can finish the portrait myself.
4.14sThank goodness. Another day in this suburban nightmare and I would've needed half a Valium.
3.74sThank you for your gracious hospitality. See you at the unveiling.