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2.39sThat's assault! That is assault!
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2.2sIt was the best Thanksgiving ever.
4.69sI mean, emotionally it was terrible, but the turkey was so moist.
3.55sThe carcass of the Simpsons' empire had been picked clean.
3.65sBut then came help from an unexpected source.
4.52sI knew there was only one person who could reunite this troubled clan--
2.2smy old fraternity brother Willie Nelson.
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2.24sI'd do anything for keg-meister julius.
1.93sSo I cooked up a phony awards show.
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3.3sNot again. Time saver, my ass.
2.8sWhen Willie asked me to be a presenter at the New Awareness Awards,
3.39sI had to think about it-- for about a microsecond.
2.97sYou just don't say no to the Red Headed Stranger.
3.44sAnd when I heard it was for awareness, that sealed the deal.
2.64sWould Willie's fence-mending eggs bear fruit?
5.15sOr would his olive branch be torn apart by woodpeckers of mistrust?