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2.04sI didn't have to fake it with them.
2.5sI was actually excited to hear about their day.
3.14sI washed the dog today. Was it the dog from the Beethoven movies?
0.65sOf course not.
2.85sOur dog isn't famous.
2.84sAnd you kids aren't exactly John and joan Cusack.
2.92sAnd you-- You couldn't open a movie if your life depended on it.
2.43sI'm about ready to ankle this family.
3.77sAnkle? Focaccia? What are you talking about?
3.62sSee? It's like we don't even speak the same language anymore.
3.74sThe only one who understands me is that guy who married Martha Raye.
2.9sDon't blame us, Dad. The celebrities are the ones who canned you.
2.99sHmm. She may not be famous, but she's right.
2.87sThose big-shot stars used me up and spit me out.
2.55sI did their laundry. Got their pictures developed.
1.93sTook their garbage to the dump.