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2.82sYeah, Homer, um, most movie scripts are 120 pages.
2sThis is only 17,
3.15sand several of the pages are just drawings of the time machine.
3.67sSo you're saying you don't want to star in my movie? I'm sorry, Homer.
3.9sWell, if Alec is out, I'm out too. You're on your own, Potsie.
2.94s"The Terminizer: An Erotic Thriller."
2.07s
3.1sSo I'm in the grocery store the other day, buying some cotton balls.
0.43sThe absorbent kind?
2.6sYou got that right, my friend.
0.42s
2.95sI round the corner and I head down the ointment aisle,
1.93swhen who should I spot--
2.27sNone other than Kent Brockman.
2.65sThe local news guy? "Mr. Channel 6"?
2.8sMy God! What I'd give to meet him.
2.2sOh, they don't come much bigger than that.
2.75sKent Brockman? Please.
2.7sOh, what? I suppose you've seen a bigger star.
0.43sI might have.
3.07sCome on, make with a name.
3.35sI can't. I promised I wouldn't.
2.18sAw, right. You ain't seen nobody.