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2.7sWhere did you find it?
0.23sOn my pillow.
2.84sThe important thing is, it's got the perfect part for you.
1.93sEither one of you.
2sIt's about a killer-robot driving instructor...
2.94swho travels back in time for some reason.
1.92sRon Howard's attached to direct.
1.93sI am not. Well, he expressed an interest.
1.93s- No, I didn't.
- Did too.
2.15s- I did not.
- You lie!
2.82sYeah, Homer, um, most movie scripts are 120 pages.
2sThis is only 17,
3.15sand several of the pages are just drawings of the time machine.
3.67sSo you're saying you don't want to star in my movie? I'm sorry, Homer.
3.9sWell, if Alec is out, I'm out too. You're on your own, Potsie.
2.94s"The Terminizer: An Erotic Thriller."
2.07s
3.1sSo I'm in the grocery store the other day, buying some cotton balls.
0.43sThe absorbent kind?
2.6sYou got that right, my friend.
0.42s
2.95sI round the corner and I head down the ointment aisle,
1.93swhen who should I spot--
2.27sNone other than Kent Brockman.
2.65sThe local news guy? "Mr. Channel 6"?