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3.32sYeah, well, it's the only town in America that'll let me fish with dynamite.
2.37sUh-- What's with him?
2.52sOh, that's just Homer. He's a new friend of ours.
3.04sReally? You giant stars consider me a friend?
4.6sWell, for the first time in my life I feel like I'm somebody.
2.82sRonny, are you also my close friend?
3.25sDo I smell vodka? And wheatgrass?
1.93sIt's called a lawn mower. I invented it.
2.07s- You want one?
- Yeah, okay.
2.74sAnd I'll have a rum and zinc. Ooh, I'll have one of those too.
4.85sHey, can I crash here tonight? Sure. We'll all stay.
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3.17sA cell phone?
1.97sLast Thursday's Variety?
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2.59sI'll do that. You go upstairs and have a beer.
2.87sHomer, when did you become a member of PETA?
2.63sWell, you know me. I love animals--
1.93sBeef, chicken, veal.
3.5sIf you're not part of the solution, Marge, you're part of the problem.