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1.97sHomie, are you okay?
2.92sWe've been lookin' all over for you, Dad. Where did you land?
0.67sNowhere famous.
2.94sWhere'd you get that muffin?
1.77sGersh Agency.
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4.35sApu, I'm about to purchase some weird and fruity items, and I don't want any guff.
2.87sFirst of all, I'll need the following mushrooms: - Portobello.
Yes.
0.8s- Porcini.
- Right.
1.4s- Chanterelle.
- Uh-huh.
1.65sAnd Shiitake.
2.57sOkay. We have none of those. What is next?
3.94sA gallon of wheatgrass juice, a five-pound wad of tofu, some jellied zinc...
2.9sand a couple of pairs of $600 sunglasses.
3.3sMr. Simpson, these exotic items are suspiciously different...
2.13sfrom your usual order of beer and pork.
1.67sWhat gives?
0.9sUh, nothing, nothing.
2.09sI'm just broadening my horizons.
3.74sBy the way, do you have extra-wide bumper stickers for a Humvee?
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3.49sWow. You got everything, Homer-- Even the Oscar polish.