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3.1sSo I'm in the grocery store the other day, buying some cotton balls.
0.43sThe absorbent kind?
2.6sYou got that right, my friend.
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2.95sI round the corner and I head down the ointment aisle,
1.93swhen who should I spot--
2.27sNone other than Kent Brockman.
2.65sThe local news guy? "Mr. Channel 6"?
2.8sMy God! What I'd give to meet him.
2.2sOh, they don't come much bigger than that.
2.75sKent Brockman? Please.
2.7sOh, what? I suppose you've seen a bigger star.
0.43sI might have.
3.07sCome on, make with a name.
3.35sI can't. I promised I wouldn't.
2.18sAw, right. You ain't seen nobody.
2.07sAnother good one, moe.
2.25sPlease don't tell anyone we're here.
2.27sYou've got to keep our secret, Homer.
2.03sHomer, we're out of vodka.
2.57sTell the people, Homer. They have a right to know...
2.17sabout the celebrity summer house.
1.8sWho the hell are you? What do you care?
2.54sI'm telling you what you want to hear.
2.72sAll right, I'm gonna let you guys in on something.