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1.7sWelcome to the Motel Shiksa.
1.7sWe won't leave the light on for you,
1.93sbecause what, do I work for the electric company?
2.1sYes, we were wondering if you had a room available?
2.49sSorry, we're all booked up. Cher is in town.
1.63sYou won't find a room in the city.
2.55sNo room? Joseph, what are we gonna do?
1.94sDon't worry. I got this covered.
1.4sNo rooms, eh?
4.67sWell, perhaps you have a room for my good friend fistful of sand.
1.07sWhere's your money?
1.03sI spent it on sand.
1.7sI'm sorry, I can't help you.
3.77sBut, sir, please, my wife is with child and about to give birth.
2.6sAnd I am with burrito and about to do the same.
3.82sSir, if you don't leave now, I'm gonna have to call IX-I-I.
2.5sYeah, we... We did one of those earlier.
2.27sYours is better, though. We probably should've waited for yours.
3.9s(GROANING) Joseph, my water just broke!
1.73s- It's time!
- Oh, my God!
3.8sPlease, you've gotta have some place for us! We're desperate!
3.34sWell, there's a manger out back. You can stay there.