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2.6s'Cause when you tell me the story, it sort of makes sense.
1.4sBut then when I tell the guys at work,
1.33sthey poke all kinds of holes in it.
2.69sSo, you guys are going to Bethlehem, huh?
2.1sI went there one time on a donkeys' night out.
3.47sOh, my God, I got so hammered!
1.5s(WHIRRING)
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1.7sWe'll leave the window part out of the Bible.
2.22sThey'll just misinterpret it anyway.
4.65sSo in the Bible, Mary raises up a window to shield herself from the donkey.
3.74sAnd, as we know, the biblical term for donkey is ass.
5.74sAnd who does not shield themselves from but, in fact, embraces inappropriate dealings with asses?
1.77sThe homosexual fornicator.
1.44sSeems like kind of a stretch.
3.4sLooks like we've got ourselves a homosexual fornicator right here!
3.09sPETER: And as Mary and Joseph made their way to Bethlehem,
3.97sthree wise men were preparing for a journey of their own.
1.9s- Chris, did you get a haircut?
- CHRIS: I did.
1.47sI'm just noticing. Looks nice.
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1.53sHey, what's this?