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1.35sAll right, kids, gather around.
3.19sTime to make our yearly terrible call to Great Aunt Helen.
1.5s(BUTTONS BEEPING)
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3.95s(PHONE RINGING) HELEN: Hello? Hi, Aunt Helen.
2.82sIt's Peter, Lois and the whole family.
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2.6sWe're calling to say Merry Christmas. Peter's lowest what?
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2.23sWe were just calling to... Are you there, dear?
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2.3sI hope you got our card. We had quite a cold snap here.
2.24sOkay, nobody talk, we'll just wait for her to talk.
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1.97sWell, we just wanted to... Are you still there, dear?
2.24sDamn it!
1.54sSo, how was the... It's been rather cold.
3sThe pond froze over a family of raccoons.
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2.17sAll right, well, merry Christmas. Are you there, dear?
3.17sDad, can we hear more of that story about the baby Jesus?
5.11sAh, right. Now everybody listen up while I stuff the rest of this rhetoric down your throats.
3.37sNow, if you remember, Mary and Joseph were on their way to Bethlehem.
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