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2.67sANNOUNCER: Do you want an excuse to not go home this Christmas?
1.78sThen fly Northwest Airlines.
5.42sAt Northwest Airlines, thousands of employees are dedicated to delaying and canceling flights,
2.17sso you won't get home for the holidays.
2.65sNo way I'm getting you on your connecting flight.
2.27sNo way we're taking off on time.
3.07sDon't worry, I'm taking this flight back to the gate.
2.07sDo you think Jeff will make it home this year?
2.89sANNOUNCER: No way, because Jeff flew Northwest.
2.34sThanks, Northwest. I hate my family.
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1.5sAh, that looks great.
2.92sYou know, I think this is gonna be our best Christmas ever.
1.38sYeah, but don't get your hopes up, Lois.
2.3sI couldn't afford to get you what I got you last year.
3.14sI know how you like that song, so I got you two turtledoves.
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1.5sWhere did you get these?
2.34sI went to a scientist and had them genetically engineered.
1.64sFly, beautiful turtledoves.
1.63sBring Christmas cheer to all.
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4.6s(SCREECHING) (ALL YELLING) Everybody outside! We'll do the rest of Christmas outside!
1.5sGo, go, go!