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2.44sYeah, I just hope it goes better than my last one.
2.15sWow, Joseph, that was great.
1.88sYeah, I got to say I'm a little disappointed.
1.72sWhen you said I could do you in your mudhut,
1.67sI thought you meant something else.
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2.84sPETER: And so Mary and Joseph began their courtship.
3.47sBut even after several dates, Joseph couldn't get to first base.
1.5sNot just because Mary was a virgin,
4.94sbut because baseball would not be invented for 1,800 years and nobody knew what the hell he was talking about.
3.17sYou know this is the same picnic basket we drowned my sister in.
1.67sIt was back when they were like, "Drown all the girls,"
2.32sand then they were like, "Don't drown all the girls,"
2.94sbut she was born on a drowning week, so, you know.
4.15s(SNEEZES) Oh, look at that, there's hardly any blood.
1.37sYou're very healthy.
1.93sWell, I try to take care of myself.
2.77sJoseph, this is the most fun I've had in a while.