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1.13sPretty good gift.
1.37sBut this is all I own.
2.3sIt's what makes me the little drummer boy.
1.73sYeah, the baby wants the drum.
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2.53sYeah! Drum!
2.27sOkay, nobody touch my hair. I'm growing it out.
4.37sAlso, I'm gonna start dieting and working out so I'm like crazy lean for the, you know,
1.7sfor... (STUTTERING) For the thing.
1.6s(HOOFBEATS APPROACHING) What the deuce?
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2.59sBring out the Christ Child! We want him!
1.2sUh-oh.
1.33s(WHIRRING)
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4.32sI may have a virgin mom, but I am one bad mother.
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1.85s(YELLS) You guys get him! You guys get him!
1.62sI forgot something at the palace!
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5.14s(IMITATING GUNFIRE) (IMITATING EXPLOSION) And that is the story of Jesus.
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