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3.37sRelax, God. You want me to get y'all some wine and cheeses?
1.1sWait, what'd you just say?
2.3sCheeses. You want some cheeses?
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4.4sAnd that's why you're allowed to eat as much mozzarella as you want in any church.
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3.39sSo the three wise men set off again on their journey.
1.07sYou sure this is the right way?
3.15sYes, I'm sure. We follow the star.
1.63sAre you sure that's a star?
1.6sWe've had this conversation!
1.5sYes, it's a star!
1.5sIt's got flashing red lights!
1.95sOh, my God! It is a fucking plane!
2sI said that yesterday, you stupid idiot!
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1.93sHey, thanks for coming out on such late notice, Doc.
2.1sOh, you don't have to thank me. This is a big deal.
2.77sIt's not every day that God bestows a woman with his son.
1.9sHas it ever happened before? Yeah, once.
4.09sBut the woman drank during her pregnancy. The kid came out a real lemon.
2.49sI turned this water into poo!
1.03sUh-huh.
2.47sI also turned this fish into poo!
1.47sAh.