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2.89sAll right, here we are. This seems pretty gross.
3.09sI can't believe my baby's gonna be the Son of God.
4.94sLooks like all those years fighting off my own father's advances have finally paid off.
1.57sWhat shall we name him?
1.5sWell, this is kind of like a barn.
1.27sWe could call him Barney.
1.23sYeah, maybe.
1.93sOr I kind of always liked Tristan.
1.97sOh, my God, you want him to get the crap beat out of him?
1.9sThey will crucify him with a name like that.
1.97sNo, no, no.
1.62sWhat are you doing? How long you been there?
2.05sThose names is no good.
2sLook, why don't y'all just give me a list,
2.63sI'll run 'em up to God, and see if he picks one.
2sNo. No.
1.77sThat's the name of a champagne.
1.43sNo. No.
1.9sTerrible. These are all just terrible!
3.37sRelax, God. You want me to get y'all some wine and cheeses?
1.1sWait, what'd you just say?
2.3sCheeses. You want some cheeses?
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4.4sAnd that's why you're allowed to eat as much mozzarella as you want in any church.
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