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5.14s(IMITATING GUNFIRE) (IMITATING EXPLOSION) And that is the story of Jesus.
1.7sThat was awesome, Dad!
3.79sOh, my God! I just realized that's the same Jesus as the Jesus from church!
5.31sThat's a beautiful story, Peter, about people coming together to form something greater than themselves.
1.3s(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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1.3sYes, can I help you?
2.23sHi. We're from out of town and our car just broke down.
1.9sMy wife's in labor. Can we use your phone?
2sWhat? No! LOIS: Peter, who is it?
2.33sCouple of freaking scumbags working some scam,
1.64ssaying how they want to use our phone.
2.6sWhat? Do they want all the presents under the tree, too?
1.03sGet rid of 'em!
1.23sThey're not gonna do that, are they?
2.43sDad, shut the door, it's freezing!
1.53sPlease, you've gotta help us!
2.77sYou're lucky it's Christmas or I'd call the cops on you dirty grifters!
1.7sNow you and your whore wife get out of here!
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3.05sPeter, you handled that perfectly.
2.4sMerry Christmas, Lois.
1.7sMAN: Please! We're begging you!
1.57sI'm getting the baseball bat.
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