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1.48sHuh?
2.1sEh, it's something, but you still got a leftover "R."
2.57sThis was hard! I did this for you!
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1.83sThis one's my favorite ornament.
4.15sI can only imagine what it must have been like for them on that very first Christmas.
2.25sYeah, it was probably very moving and fictional.
3.07sJesus lived with us for, like, a week. What else do you need?
2.47sIt's the greatest story ever told, Meg.
2.67sA story that goes back over a hundred years.
1.4sYay, Star Wars!
1.27sNo, Chris.
3.24sIt's the story of Christmas and the Immaculate Conception.
1.7sYou guys were born the dirty way.
6.11sNow, gather around, everybody, and hear the awe-inspiring tale that's caused millions and millions of deaths.
3.67sMany years ago there was a hardworking young carpenter named Joseph,
2.7sand one day, Joseph and his friend Robby were hanging...
1.83sCHRIS: A guy's name was Robby back then?
1.97sThe Bible is fuzzy on that.
2.85sAnyway, Joseph and Robby were hanging out one day when this happened.
2.27sSo I went to see that new Oedipus play last week.
2.6sTook my mother, talk about an awkward ride home.
1.47sBarely got a good-night kiss.
1.37sHey, Joseph, check it out.