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7.57s(POP MUSIC PLAYING) Do you believe in life after love? Dah... See? I told you she'd open with that.
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2.87sSo Joseph and Mary were turned away from the inn.
3.05sBut, Dad, I still don't understand the whole Immaculate Conception thing.
2.6sHow can anyone get pregnant without having sex?
1.33sOh, there's lots of stories of that, Meg.
2.64sCleveland's got a cousin who had eight girlfriends get pregnant,
2.64sand he says he's not responsible for a single one.
3.74sGood guy. You shake his hand, it feels like you're touching a nice briefcase.
1.53sBut back to our story.
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2.89sAll right, here we are. This seems pretty gross.
3.09sI can't believe my baby's gonna be the Son of God.
4.94sLooks like all those years fighting off my own father's advances have finally paid off.
1.57sWhat shall we name him?
1.5sWell, this is kind of like a barn.
1.27sWe could call him Barney.
1.23sYeah, maybe.
1.93sOr I kind of always liked Tristan.
1.97sOh, my God, you want him to get the crap beat out of him?
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