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2.23sIt's a miracle, yay!
1sI am?
1.43sYeah, and it's gonna be here soon,
2.03sso you might want to spruce yourself up.
2sMaybe walk in the creek a little bit.
2.3sOh, and he probably don't want me to tell you this,
3.7sbut be ready 'cause he might give you a little bit of a donkey punch.
1.8sSo you're saying God got you pregnant?
3.1sYes, Joseph. Glory in the highest!
2.2sWell, if it his will, then his will be done,
1.6sand I am but his humble servant.
1.33sBut I do have one question.
1.1sWas he bigger than me?
1.8sJoseph, it wasn't like that.
1.6sI felt nothing.
2sOh, little guy.
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2.32sANNOUNCER: We now return to A Christmas Carol.
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4.55s(WIND BLOWS) I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.
1.43sOh, hello.
3.17sI am here to show you how you lost your way.
2.03sUm, oh, okay.
1.67sHow long is this gonna take?