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2.22sThose two statements contradict each other.
1.72sWe also come bearing gifts.
1.27sI brought frankincense.
1.03sI brought myrrh.
1.2sAnd I brought you a breast pump,
2.34swhich in these times is just a guy.
1.79sWhen do I start?
1.4sOh, he's coming!
2.2sOh, it hurts so bad!
2.07sGod, I hate working on Christmas.
1.53sOh, here he comes.
1.32s(GRUNTS)
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2.77sAnd BC turns to AD!
1.53sHow's everybody doing?
2.6sOh, he's a miracle!
3.89sHey, if you're a virgin, how come I shot out of there like a greased-up cannonball?
3.15sGreetings! I have come to see the newborn king,
2.35sbut sadly, I bring no gift.
1.4sWell, what do you got in your hand there?
1.57sUh, my drum.
1.9sWell, then it looks like you got him a drum.
1.13sPretty good gift.
1.37sBut this is all I own.
2.3sIt's what makes me the little drummer boy.
1.73sYeah, the baby wants the drum.
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2.53sYeah! Drum!
2.27sOkay, nobody touch my hair. I'm growing it out.