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4.42s(GASPS) Fear not, pretty lady, who ain't never had no relations.
5.41sI's been sent to bring you the message that tonight you's gonna be getting pregnant with the Son of God.
2.23sIt's a miracle, yay!
1sI am?
1.43sYeah, and it's gonna be here soon,
2.03sso you might want to spruce yourself up.
2sMaybe walk in the creek a little bit.
2.3sOh, and he probably don't want me to tell you this,
3.7sbut be ready 'cause he might give you a little bit of a donkey punch.
1.8sSo you're saying God got you pregnant?
3.1sYes, Joseph. Glory in the highest!
2.2sWell, if it his will, then his will be done,
1.6sand I am but his humble servant.
1.33sBut I do have one question.
1.1sWas he bigger than me?
1.8sJoseph, it wasn't like that.
1.6sI felt nothing.
2sOh, little guy.
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2.32sANNOUNCER: We now return to A Christmas Carol.
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4.55s(WIND BLOWS) I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.
1.43sOh, hello.
3.17sI am here to show you how you lost your way.