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3.4sOh, great, and maybe we could slaughter a lamb and light it on fire so that it rains.
2sWell, let's not go too fast.
1.73sListen, I'll see you later, okay?
4.32sI've got to go sit in a circle with the other women and stare off into the fields.
1.33sAll right, you got a date.
2.44sYeah, I just hope it goes better than my last one.
2.15sWow, Joseph, that was great.
1.88sYeah, I got to say I'm a little disappointed.
1.72sWhen you said I could do you in your mudhut,
1.67sI thought you meant something else.
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2.84sPETER: And so Mary and Joseph began their courtship.
3.47sBut even after several dates, Joseph couldn't get to first base.
1.5sNot just because Mary was a virgin,
4.94sbut because baseball would not be invented for 1,800 years and nobody knew what the hell he was talking about.
3.17sYou know this is the same picnic basket we drowned my sister in.