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3.87sYou know, there's a beautiful spot outside of town where they dump all the foreskins.
2.44sYou can sit on top and watch the sunset.
3.4sOh, great, and maybe we could slaughter a lamb and light it on fire so that it rains.
2sWell, let's not go too fast.
1.73sListen, I'll see you later, okay?
4.32sI've got to go sit in a circle with the other women and stare off into the fields.
1.33sAll right, you got a date.
2.44sYeah, I just hope it goes better than my last one.
2.15sWow, Joseph, that was great.
1.88sYeah, I got to say I'm a little disappointed.
1.72sWhen you said I could do you in your mudhut,
1.67sI thought you meant something else.
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2.84sPETER: And so Mary and Joseph began their courtship.
3.47sBut even after several dates, Joseph couldn't get to first base.
1.5sNot just because Mary was a virgin,
4.94sbut because baseball would not be invented for 1,800 years and nobody knew what the hell he was talking about.