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1.95sOh, my God! It is a fucking plane!
2sI said that yesterday, you stupid idiot!
2.84s
1.93sHey, thanks for coming out on such late notice, Doc.
2.1sOh, you don't have to thank me. This is a big deal.
2.77sIt's not every day that God bestows a woman with his son.
1.9sHas it ever happened before? Yeah, once.
4.09sBut the woman drank during her pregnancy. The kid came out a real lemon.
2.49sI turned this water into poo!
1.03sUh-huh.
2.47sI also turned this fish into poo!
1.47sAh.
1.47sDo you want your birthday present?
2.27sI think I know what it is.
2.37s(LAUGHS) It's a cashmere sweater.
1.8sOh, wow!
2.17sThat's actually really nice.
1.27s
1.07sAnd now it's poo!
1.03s(SHRIEKS)
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