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1.97sWell, we just wanted to... Are you still there, dear?
2.24sDamn it!
1.54sSo, how was the... It's been rather cold.
3sThe pond froze over a family of raccoons.
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2.17sAll right, well, merry Christmas. Are you there, dear?
3.17sDad, can we hear more of that story about the baby Jesus?
5.11sAh, right. Now everybody listen up while I stuff the rest of this rhetoric down your throats.
3.37sNow, if you remember, Mary and Joseph were on their way to Bethlehem.
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2.82sUgh, look at that. I remember when this was all desert.
3.25sYou know, when the baby comes, we could probably homeschool him.
1.73sI can count up to nine.
3.42sYeah, hey, so tell me one more time how it is that God got you pregnant.
2.6s'Cause when you tell me the story, it sort of makes sense.
1.4sBut then when I tell the guys at work,
1.33sthey poke all kinds of holes in it.