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1.57sThere we go.
1.73sHey, guys, watch your step in there.
2.57sThat floor's gonna be dripping in virgin olive oil.
1.67s- That's kind of hot.
- Gross.
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2.72sHello, we are the three wise men.
2.2sWe came here following a star.
2.22sThose two statements contradict each other.
1.72sWe also come bearing gifts.
1.27sI brought frankincense.
1.03sI brought myrrh.
1.2sAnd I brought you a breast pump,
2.34swhich in these times is just a guy.
1.79sWhen do I start?
1.4sOh, he's coming!
2.2sOh, it hurts so bad!
2.07sGod, I hate working on Christmas.
1.53sOh, here he comes.
1.32s(GRUNTS)
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2.77sAnd BC turns to AD!
1.53sHow's everybody doing?
2.6sOh, he's a miracle!
3.89sHey, if you're a virgin, how come I shot out of there like a greased-up cannonball?