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1.5sI bet I could do a wheelie with these.
1.83sHow much for the gloves? Peter, those are yours.
3.67s$10, $2, $7, $4, $5.50, $10. Sold.
3.3sSucker. I would've gone to $15, easy. I am so stupid.
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1.9sAwesome.
2.94sPeter, you can't drive a car over that. You're gonna get hurt.
3.14sLois, I don't come down to Burger King and tell you how to do your job.
1.03sPeter, I don't work at Burger...
3.04s"I don't work at Burger..." I'm busy.
3.1sNow, if you'll excuse me, I have some death to defy.
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2.07sWow. This is just like what happened with Matthew Broderick,
1.27sexcept no one's dead.
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4s(DOORBELL RINGING) Hey, Joe. Good morning, Peter.
2.84s- I'm here to revoke your driver's license. - What? Why?
2.63sWe got reckless driving, disturbing the peace,
5.41splus the driver of one of those other cars was a virgin whose hymen was busted by the airbag, so rape.
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