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5.54sMy black son, he's making each day
1.5sThe best that he can
1.53sAlso, he's a ninja
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1.74sWhat the hell's wrong with you?
5.07sI'm so distraught over losing Rupert I needed something to calm me down.
1.87sThis is an entire bottle of NyQuil.
3.17sI know, and it's doing wonders.
3.8sCome here, puss. Come here.
4.5sCome here, puss. Here, puss.
2.64sWhat are you doing? Calling the cat.
2.94sWe don't have a cat. That's a throw pillow.
1.74s(CRYING)
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2.07sWhy have you brought me to the toy store, Brian?
1.47sI'm buying you another Rupert.
1.43sHey, this one's cute, huh?
2.84sAnd if we buy it, they save a real gorilla in the wild.
3.2sAnd if we don't, they kill one. Wow, these guys are playing hardball.