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2.63sWe got reckless driving, disturbing the peace,
5.41splus the driver of one of those other cars was a virgin whose hymen was busted by the airbag, so rape.
2.57sOkay, well, I guess you can take my license.
1.17s'Course, it's all the way up here.
1.53sPeter, knock it off. Give it to me.
1.4sRight here. Here you go, Officer. Give me the damn license.
1.27sDon't you want it? Here.
1.6sThis is in poor taste, Peter. Having some trouble there?
1.93sYou're starting to piss me off. All you gotta do is take it.
1.4sYou're starting to piss me off! It's right here.
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3.27sOh, man, this sucks. I got no license. I can't go anywhere.
3.07sWell, this is your own fault, Peter, and if you want my opinion,
3.04sa little time away from the bar will do you some good.
2.5sI'll show her. I'll just go to another bar.
1.77sMAN ON TV: We now return to Cheers.
1.64sNorm. Norm.
1.57sAnd Peter. Yeah.
2.53s- How's life in the fast lane, Mr. Peterson?
- Griffin.
1.77sI can't find the on-ramp, Woody.
4.07sHe was talking to me, Norm. Quit stealing my punch lines, you fat drunk.
3.64sThat show stopped being funny after Kirstie Alley ate Shelley Long.