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1.87sThis is an entire bottle of NyQuil.
3.17sI know, and it's doing wonders.
3.8sCome here, puss. Come here.
4.5sCome here, puss. Here, puss.
2.64sWhat are you doing? Calling the cat.
2.94sWe don't have a cat. That's a throw pillow.
1.74s(CRYING)
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2.07sWhy have you brought me to the toy store, Brian?
1.47sI'm buying you another Rupert.
1.43sHey, this one's cute, huh?
2.84sAnd if we buy it, they save a real gorilla in the wild.
3.2sAnd if we don't, they kill one. Wow, these guys are playing hardball.
3.87sYou can't just take some Korean-made velveteen primate and call it Rupert.
3.54sNow, come on, this is all time we could be using to find Rupert's kidnappers.
3.1sLook, I may as well come clean with you.
1.63sRupert wasn't kidnapped.
3.14sI accidentally sold him at the yard sale.
1.9sYou son of a bitch!