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4.07sHe was talking to me, Norm. Quit stealing my punch lines, you fat drunk.
3.64sThat show stopped being funny after Kirstie Alley ate Shelley Long.
3.9sOh, man, now I can't even watch TV. What the hell am I gonna do all day?
2.3sThat's all right, that's okay. I don't need TV.
2.27sI'll just make my own sitcom in my head.
2.7sAnd I'll give it an upbeat '80s sitcom theme.
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2.84sThis time around I'm staying at home
3.1sAnd things are gonna get better
3sSettling in, loving my wife
3.34sBut then I got that letter
2.9sMy black son, my black son
3sNow each day my heart is getting bigger
4.57sDon't even remember sleeping with that lady, but I did
3.1sMy black son, he's coming to stay
5.54sMy black son, he's making each day
1.5sThe best that he can
1.53sAlso, he's a ninja
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