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3.37sNothing's more important to me than the health and well-being of my freaks.
2.17sI'm sending you to a vet.
2.04sMy God!
3.3sThose cannonballs have practically demolished your stomach.
2.83sFrom now on, no cannonballs, no spicy foods,
2.5sand when you lie in a hammock, please...
3.1srest your beer on your head or your genitals.
1.73sRules. I'm a rocker!
1.93sI don't care for rules.
2sMr. Simpson, this is serious.
4.3sIf you take one more cannonball to the gut, you will die.
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3.04sDie? Well, you don't scare me, Doc.
4.34s'Cause dyin' would be a stone groove!
2.6sGot any messages for jimi Hendrix?
2.47sYes. Pick up your puppy.
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2.33sSo, what's it like being famous, Dad?
3.2sPeople know your name, but you don't know theirs. It's great!
2.44sDad, do you wear boxers or briefs?
2.1sNope!