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2.47sWhoa.
1.93sYou know, most of my life I've--
2.94sI've had to live with the shame of being a screw-up.
4.9sBut now, as I stand here with the award for the district's safest bus driver,
2.73swell, i-it's like a dream come true.
2.37sOtto! Wake up!
0.53sHuh?
1.77sAah!
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1.93sAah!
3.27sSo, um, who's good at keepin' secrets?
5.07s"Dear parents, due to yesterday's unscheduled field trip to the auto wrecking yard,
2.93s"the school bus will be out of commission for two weeks.
2.03s"By reading this letter out loud,
3.14s"you have waived any legal responsibility on our part...
2.94sin perpetuity, throughout the universe."
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1.87sWell, we'll have to organize a carpool.