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2.04sIf it's brown, drink it down.
1.8sIf it's black, send it back.
1.97sThe hometown show's the big one, Homer.
3.64sPeople who called you a weirdo in high school get to see what a successful freak you've become.
1.93sHey, I wasn't a weirdo.
2.2sI was in the audio-visual club.
1.77sReally? Me too.
2.94sBut I got kicked out 'cause of my views on Vietnam.
2.13sAlso, I was stealing projectors.
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2.54sAnyway, get ready, beer belly.
3.84sWe're gonna show Springfield what we're made of! All right, Homer!
0.43sYeah, Homer!
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3.4sThat was odd.
1.87sGee, I don't like the sound of that.
3.07sNo biggie. I'm cool.
3.37sNothing's more important to me than the health and well-being of my freaks.
2.17sI'm sending you to a vet.
2.04sMy God!
3.3sThose cannonballs have practically demolished your stomach.
2.83sFrom now on, no cannonballs, no spicy foods,
2.5sand when you lie in a hammock, please...
3.1srest your beer on your head or your genitals.