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2.83sFrom now on, no cannonballs, no spicy foods,
2.5sand when you lie in a hammock, please...
3.1srest your beer on your head or your genitals.
1.73sRules. I'm a rocker!
1.93sI don't care for rules.
2sMr. Simpson, this is serious.
4.3sIf you take one more cannonball to the gut, you will die.
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3.04sDie? Well, you don't scare me, Doc.
4.34s'Cause dyin' would be a stone groove!
2.6sGot any messages for jimi Hendrix?
2.47sYes. Pick up your puppy.
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2.33sSo, what's it like being famous, Dad?
3.2sPeople know your name, but you don't know theirs. It's great!
2.44sDad, do you wear boxers or briefs?
2.1sNope!
1.8sWhat religion are you?
3.5sYou know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life.
2.43sUh, Christianity.