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3.97sI'll miss you Pumpkins, but I just can't share your bleak worldview.
2.87s- I've got too much to live for.
- We envy you, Homer.
2.77sAll we have is our music, our legions of fans,
2.1sour millions of dollars and our youth.
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2.3sWhoo-hoo!
4sLet's all go out and buy fur coats! I want a walk-in humidor.
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2.94sSo I realized that being with my family is more important...
1.93sthan being cool.
2.94sDad, what you just said was powerfully uncool.
1.93sYou know what the song says.
2.4sIt's hip to be square.
2.07sThat song is so lame.
2.47sSo lame that it's... cool?
0.43sNo.
1.71sAm I cool, kids?
2.07s- No.
- Good. I'm glad.
2.94sAnd that's what makes me cool-- not caring. Right? No.
2.47sWell, how the hell do you be cool?
2.4sI feel like we've tried everything here.
1.93sWait, Marge.
4sMaybe if you're truly cool, you don't need to be told you're cool.