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2.53sTalk about your runaway government.
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2.47sSir, for dumping that waste, you could go to jail.
2.63sAnd a handsome man like you, I'd hate to think what would happen.
1.93sI wouldnt go to jail.
2.73sThe legal owner ofthis plant would-
2.76sCanary M. Burns.
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2.09sThis entire plant is in his name.
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3.2sSo when they come to put C.M. Burns in jail...
1.9sit's the canary that does the time.
1.7sSir, Can- can you do that?
2.63sOh, yes! Tycoons have been doing it for years.
3.23sWhy, Standard Oil was once owned by a half-eaten breakfast.
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1.49sHmm.
3.66sDont you get it? If you get rid ofthat bird, Burns is at your mercy.
2.09sGet rid of a bird? No way.
2.03sTheir eyes are so expressive.
4.46sFool! You’ve learned absolutely nothing from my one-hour class.