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1.63sYou know everything about mel
3.46sWhat would you say if I offered you the secret of true success?
1.93sWipe me down and sign me up!
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2.97sThe trick is to blot the oil. Wiping just pushes it around.
1.63sYou’re preaching to the choir, man.
2.23sNow, life is hard. Am I right?
1.43s- Oh, yeah.
- ts hard, all right.
3.27sWrong! Life is easy! You suck!
1.52sYou have to take life.
3.87sYou have to grab it by its little bunny ears and get in its face!
2.7sGod! Look at you losers. I can read your minds.
2.7s“Ooh. Ooh. I'm afraid of success."
2.03s"ts pizza's fault I'm fat."
2.97s"Oh, I'll stop sucking... later."
2.43sCome here. Give me your hand. ts okay.
2.37sWhoa! Thank you, teacher!
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2.53sYou see this watch?
2.83sts jammed with so manyjewels, the hands cant move.
0sWhat kind of watch do you have?
3.8sUh, well, I drew it on.
0.99sSee?
1.61sUh-huh. You see that car out there?
1.93sThat's a Bentley Mark XII.