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0.84sThe umpire?
1.56sNo. Billy Crystal.
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3.2sBats growing up without me. He wont be 10 forever.
0.63sKnock-knock.
1.56sMr. Burns!
1.23sWhere's Mr. Smithers?
2.47sHe's doing 80 years on an opium bust.
2.66sI never saw a man take to a Turkish prison so quickly.
1.99sHow did you ever run this place?
2.83sYou gotta turn away your family, fire your friends...
2.76swork until the wee hours ofthe afternoon.
2.87sSimpson, I worked here for three score and twain.
2.97sThat's 62 years in the "new English."
1.7sNow, come with me. I want to show you something.
1.52sf Owi Hooting f
2.76sThese are the people in my life I could never find time for...
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