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1.76sDont tell me they cant cry.
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3.56sCheck it out! I'm Tomokazu Ohka ofthe Montreal Expos!
3.96sOh, yeah? Well, I'm Esteban Yan ofthe Tampa Bay Devil Rays!
2.33sAnd I'm the man at the ballpark everyone hates.
0.84sThe umpire?
1.56sNo. Billy Crystal.
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3.2sBats growing up without me. He wont be 10 forever.
0.63sKnock-knock.
1.56sMr. Burns!
1.23sWhere's Mr. Smithers?
2.47sHe's doing 80 years on an opium bust.
2.66sI never saw a man take to a Turkish prison so quickly.
1.99sHow did you ever run this place?
2.83sYou gotta turn away your family, fire your friends...
2.76swork until the wee hours ofthe afternoon.